May 2013
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
tyraniturd:
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
poopflow:
themanwiththesmirk:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
a sex position called the fucking bitch where u lay there and are too lazy to make a text post so you steal mine
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
jessiray:
durbikins:
The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.
You search “techno” in LimeWire.
All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.
This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
